My girlfriend and I were in our home office this afternoon, each at our own desk working (or in her case, trying to find the end of the Internet), and every few minutes she would burst out in laughter. After 15 minutes of this, I finally had to see what was going on. When I asked her whats so funny and she replied:Drunk guy: Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead.Drunk girl: What's that mean?Drunk guy: It's an Irish toast.Drunk girl: Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon.Drunk guy: Huh?Drunk girl:...